imagine a world without puppies
iM JUST KIDDING NEVER EVER EVER IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT PUPPIES IT’S THE WORST DECISION YOU’LL EVER MAKE JUST DON’T DO IT IT’S AN AWFUL REALITY TO ENVISION I’M STOPPING YOU RIGHT HERE NEVER IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT PUPPIES
mom you don’t understand i don’t need to go to school anymore, the twitter account @Bill_Nye_tho can teach me all i need to know about science and life skills
ok one of the many things that annoy me about facebook is that if you listen to a song on spotify literally everyone can see what you’re listening to like what if i’m listening to high school musical or hannah montana because christ i can’t deny that i still do that but i don’t want everyone and their mother to know
corn on the cob is a nice, healthy, delicious side dish until that motherfucker gets stuck in your teeth for the next 2 decades
i wanna fuck peter parker why can’t i fuck peter parker why is he a fictional character this is unfair
when you think about it we have so much to owe the internet for because without it starkid wouldn’t be where it was today and we wouldn’t know who darren criss or lauren lopez is and we wouldn’t have all of the amazing shows that we do but mostly all of the friendships people have through starkid would not have been possible without the internet so thank u internet u is a good bitch
idk why everyone is talking about niagara falls but just to let you know it is nOT calming there it’s like las vegas and everything is really overpriced
but the falls are pretty so there’s that
