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Airport For Birds (and Other Great Ideas) opens in less than two weeks!

We’re so excited to be performing on the Second City stage, and can’t wait to share all the fun sketches we’ve come up with. In the meantime, here’s a special gif for you!

Brian “Oh, Brother!” Holden, everyone.

More to gifs to come! (Also, you should come! Tickets are still available)

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tyleroakley:

“2012 in 4 Minutes”

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Van Houten,

I’m a good person but a shitty writer. You’re a shitty person but a good writer. We’d make a good team. I don’t want to ask you any favors, but if you have time—and from what I saw, you have plenty—I was wondering if you could write a eulogy for Hazel. I’ve got notes and everything, but if you could just make it into a coherent whole or whatever? Or even just tell me what I should say differently.

Here’s the thing about Hazel: Almost everyone is obsessed with leaving a mark upon the world. Bequeathing a legacy. Outlasting death. We all want to be remembered. I do, too. That’s what bothers me most, is being another unremembered casualty in the ancient and inglorious war against disease.

I want to leave a mark.

But Van Houten: The marks humans leave are too often scars. You build a hideous minimall or start a coup or try to become a rock star and you think, “They’ll remember me now,” but (a) they don’t remember you, and (b) all you leave behind are more scars. Your coup becomes a dictatorship. Your minimall becomes a lesion.

(Okay, maybe I’m not such a shitty writer. But I can’t pull my ideas together, Van Houten. My thoughts are stars I can’t fathom into constellations.)

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Title: Bonus Track
Artist: Team Starkid
Album: A Very Potter Senior Year
Plays: 2782

nomoredarksadlonelynights:

Bonus Track | A Very Potter Senior Year

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alluponeachother:

okay oh my god??????? so?????? you know how i’ve mentioned that i’m close family friends with titus makin’s ((the long time warbler)) manager named amy???? well my mom is out in LA right now and it was amy’s birthday last night and she knows about me and glee and everything so she always tells my mom stuff and my mom called me JUST to tell me what she said. oh my god!!!!!!

glee spoilers below.

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mittromneysdiary:

dear diary,

i saw two guys holding hands today and it made me angry and upset and disgusted but also a little horny

i’m scared, diary

-mitt

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